AmberLizTheSecond

Profile picture is a screenshot of Ahmed (the Git) from Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation, which belong(ed) to Core Design (sort of? I dunno). The Tomb Raider series currently belongs to... Eidos... or Square Enix... maybe Disney... I'm not sure, and I don't care enough to look it up.


An ever so slightly crazed English girl with an indecisive memory. Feel free to (virtually) punch her in the face should she forget something important. She usually doesn't though, so kindly remove that hideous limb from my sight, you urchin.

I DON'T RETURN LLAMAS ANYMORE, NOR DO I THANK PEOPLE FOR THEM ANYMORE. If you want a pet, fine, just don't shove them through my window and expect me to be grateful for it. Get your own if you love them so much!

By the way, those four (now six, wtf) llamas I've been given by random people I've never heard of? Yeah, those critters listed on the top right of this page. They're dead. I can't tell you what killed them though, because the King of the Potato People won't let me. So yeah. Keep your pets to yourselves next time, weirdos, or they'll suffer a fate worse than death... followed by death.

EDIT: If you send me a llama just to spite me, I will brainwash it into becoming a histrionic, nymphomaniac politician with no concept of guilt or mercy - or morals. So if something brown, furry and not-quite-human appears to obtain authority over whatever hole you live in, your llama has come back to haunt you. Or you might just be in an Animal Crossing game. Take your pick. Frankly, I'm not sure which is worse.


Note: No living creatures were harmed in the making of this bio. I can't say the same about pixellated ones, though.
Note 2: If a llama actually becomes a politician and/or becomes a local authority, I'm not the one behind it. It was all B'Stard. Promise.